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Book Review | Wrinkles, Waistlines, and Wet Pants

Title: Wrinkles, Waistlines, and Wet Pants: Improbable Scenarios Of The Not-So-Rich And The Not-So-Famous

Author: Jeanne Kraus

My Review:

Wrinkles, Waistlines, and Wet Pants.  What wonderful writing!

OK, OK, OK.  Seriously this book is a riot.  What happens when we turn 50?  Hopefully, we develop a fraction of the sense of humor of Jeanne Kraus.  Also, you start receiving mail from funeral homes, encouraging you to plan ahead.  Krauss notes, It was unanimous; the world was viewing me as ancient if the funeral homes were waiting in line for me to drop dead.  She then recounts a gynecological exam by a toupe-wearing doctor: The sight of this hairy flattened piece near my most intimate private parts makes me wonder if that is how a real merkin would look. Note to Reader: merkin is a pubic hairpiece.  I do not know why a person would own a merkin or how it is attached.  These questions and more will lead to many wasted hours of Internet merkin research.  Come on.  That’s some amusing stuff.

I spent a good bit of my reading time giggling away, like a silly 10-year-old at a slumber party. Wrinkles, Waistlines, and Wet Pants is outrageous. Krauss’ wit is clever and perceptive.  Have a few laughs; get a copy of this book and wait for the hilarity to ensue.  You won’t be waiting long.

*I received a copy of this book to review but I was not financially compensated in any way. The opinions expressed are my own and are based on my observations while reading this novel.*

Kristin

Kristin is the mom of two boys and two girls and lives outside of Philadelphia, PA. She loves to read, write, shop, and spend as much of her summer as possible at the Jersey shore!

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